>SUMO means YAOCHO and a lot more …


SUMO Yaocho . Spring Basho ( tournament ) CANCELLED ! First time since 1945 .
!! WOW !!
About time something serious happens in the Sumo world. JSA has been ignoring EVERY possible society rule and law till now .
What’s Yaocho in English ???
Grease money? Sleaze money ? Bribe? Graft ?
Ahh! BOUT-FIXING . Same as the above, in the end money talks folks .
Money , money , money, Ahh MONEY …
SUMO in the end, is ALL about taking it in the ARSE :
No mater what the name implies YAOCHO isn’t ILLEGAL . Just NAUGHTY but necessary for them poor FAT slobs to survive . Till they go over the Jyuryo position they gotta assume the position and wipe other fatter and bigger slobs ARSES , carry their f$cking arse cushions , kiss everybody’s arses , sadistic stable master’s and his relatives included, and the Yakuza that are hovering around collecting ILLEGAL gambling bets and furnishing drugs ARSES !!!
Till poor fat slob bastards get their very first salary ( 1.200.000 yen ) it’s all about taking it in the arse , kissing arse and getting arse f$cked.
Ever since SUMO exists YAOCHO goes with it. Like dimples on their fat ARSES .
Now wait a F$CKING minute : J -Cops and J-Prosecutor(s) RATTED on who the main comedians were in this semi-tragic comedy and the Japan Sumo Association ( JSA ) used them as sacrificial lambs to cover their own bribe taking AMAKUDARI money weighting way down in JSA deep pockets .
I wonder WHOM and WHAT are they trying to hide ???
YAOCHO MAIL 八百長メール. A new word that will painfully stay for a long time to come like KAWAIIGARI did ( literally “cuddling ” any youngWrestler that doesn’t want to take it in the ARSE, TO DEATH. Like the Inuyama Alcoholic Stablemaster and his ARSE kissing dogs massacred a poor schmuck with empty beer bottles beatings a few years back ) Bottles were empty because the old alcoholic geezer and his dogs needed the booze to get courage to do it. Brave warriors ; four or more against a poor lone kid .
Nothing new there . A few “mysterious and accidental ” deaths have been ” happening ” for decades .
Only this time the parents of the young gutsy wrestler wouldn’t let it slide under like many cowardly ones did before.
Drunken stable master was thrown to the MoJ hyenas with his semi-retarded dogs and actually given suspended sentences no matter how much the old drunken fart and the JSA tried to force mouth clamping money in front of the boys parents face . In vain .
Literally getting away with murder . Well, NOT this time buster .
Probably opened a Chanko slop eatery in a hicksville crappy prefecture ( like Mie-pref ) with the money given by their pals at the AMAKUDARI blood sucking JSA for keeping his trap shut while cops were squeezing his alcoholic balls for more Deja vu snitching .
Times differ from EDO Period I suppose .
No more KAWAIIGARI allowed . About f$&king time too although , like Yaocho , Kawaiigari is a ” necessary Evil “, according to a gaijin sumo wrestler from East Europe. Bet Yoghurt has turned his brains into mash . Oooops .
No more taking drugs , gambling , beating up normal citizens on a binge induced rampage like one of my favorite rascals the Mongol Yokozuna Asahishoryu did a few times too many . Akebono did it in Osaka too . I guess Alcatraz the yakuza money laundering Roppongi crappy joint, often experienced what them big bullies could do on a good night .
No more getting away with murder ( wanna bet ? ).
Times change and the Sumo World better give them youngsters some respect , meaning, pocket money enough to stop them from being too YAOCHO motivated . They are young and need to have some fun arse kissing aside .
The Gaijin sumo wrestlers broke a few taboos too along with heads . Russian wrestlers are talking their heads off . So are other gaijin wrestlers;
” So what , everybody does it what’s the big deal ?”
IF no YAOCHO is allowed or the inspiring young Sumo wrestler has a Sugar mommy or Daddy ( more arse f$cking here ) the other Sumo stable pals will KAWAIIGARI the poor schmuck . The gaijin wrestlers were taught that YAOCHO is a part of the Sumo rules …
I guess puffing on Hashish / Mary Jane and gambling too ARE part of Sumo rules .
Occupational hazards like type 2 diabetes and hypertension as well . The grub rich in protein and unhealthy goo in tow with booze, late night binges and whoring does it .
Fuji TV 8 o’clock morning Wide show cheap wigged commentator , diabetic and greedy commentator OGURA typical smart comment today was : “I feel sorry for the foreign travelers ( Americans ) that came for watching the Nagoya Sumo Basho .”
Cheap comment like the equally moldy cheap beaver on his head .
His stammering underling Kasai ( he at least has implanted hair not the cheap beaver stingy Ogura wears. That guy is DIRT rich ,LOL ) too had equally stupid comments although his Japanese can be as incomprehensible as the Gaijin hyena Dave Specter’s (?) the Chicago AMAKUDARI ” producer ” NIHONGO is. Stupid cheap jokes included.

I still wonder how much he got for the mysterious fire that burned his beat up jalopy to a cinder from the insurance company . Wonder what’s called in his case? YAOCHO perhaps or AMAKUDARI ?

Well , like KAROSHI , I guess KAWAIIGARI and YAOCHO MAIL will become internationally known words
WHAT’S extremely illegal is the fact that the cops/ prosecutor office = MoJ DISCLOSED the mobile / cell phone text messages where the chosen escape goats were planning next day’s bout result a year ago . Clearly one of them , probably needed 700.000 yen urgently to cover his gambling debts or the Yakuza Bakuto faction would either f$ck his fat arse or like the proverbial YUKIDARUMA ( snowman ) a term used by Yakki loan sharks , would go on squeezing his arse with high interest rates (200% if lucky ). He wears nice expensive brand shades .
Yep , for the next couple of months , the public ears are going to get sore with the dirty YAOCHO MAIL being thrown at the public day in and day out . Suggest everybody get updated with their movie rentals or Apple TV ( Ape TV like I call it ) . J TV sucks BIG.
Cowardly inspiring and high ranking SUMO wrestlers and Ex-Wrestlers are gonna sing and snitch on their own stable masters like it happened to KASUGANISHIKI stable master seen in pic taken directly from my TV…
Indeed . Times have changed and sh$t happens a lot faster than usual these days. Sc$mbags per se aren’t that incognito anymore .
STILL , the J cops and MoJ buzards that disclosed the YAOCHO mail to the public should look very closely at their own ugly mugs in the mirror and do a lot of thinking .
Next it just might be ( I sincerely hope ) their turn too .
Remember , YAOCHO is Naughty . But disclosing data from private cell phone text , copied from criminal investigation files IS HIGHLY ILLEGAL and them MoJ snitches SHOULD be DISCLOSED and prosecuted by the REAL LAW as well for a change .
In the end , those that earn their bread honestly should not let these MoJ buzzards go lightly .
Times did indeed change …
Eat, don’t gobble, less fattening CHANKO and your brains will flow easier and not as twisted .