WARNING !!! Jon Lynch is back with his usual shenanigans!!!

Lynch has surfaced…

From: J-Global Institute – Jon Lynch [mailto:jon.lynch=tsunago.net@mail22.wdc01.mcdlv.net] On Behalf Of J-Global Institute – Jon Lynch
Sent: Friday, September 4, 2015
To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Subject: Free Global Leaders Workshop at J-Global Institute | 無料グローバル・リーダーズ・ワーク ショップのご紹介

Let’s become Global Leaders together with our free welcome offer!
無料のオープニングご招待を使って一緒にグローバルリーダーズになりましょう!
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Free Global Leaders Workshop
New Alternative Business School:
J-Global Institute of Collaboration (JIC)
Dear Glenn,

I hope you are well. To celebrate the launching of our new ‘alternative business school’ located at Tokyo Station, we would like to invite you to join a class in our Global Leaders Program (GLP). Because we greatly value your attendance and the impact it can have on our community, we are extending this offer to you completely free.
(日本語は以下です)

Learn valuable presentation tips, successful negotiation strategies, rules for effective meetings and the secrets of cross-cultural team building from some of Japan‘s most prominent business speakers and industry talent at our ‘alternative business school’, J-Global Institute of Collaboration. Many classes are facilitated by me: I have trained over 20,000 people during my 25 years in Japan, and have learned a multitude of best practices for combining the best of Japanese and Western working styles to create global success.

This program is structured into 8 workshops, with each workshop tailored to key areas of business development by popular demand. To match your schedule and needs, you can choose class times: lunch (12:00-13:30), evening (19:00-21:30) or weekend (9:30-12:00) and choose the language. Our bilingual classes are offered in Japanese or English as main facilitation language.

Each class includes a mix of nationalities who love to network, share ideas and strategies in a friendly and intimate setting. Interaction with your class participants, sharing thoughts between the team, and public speaking practice are integral to what we’ve learned participants love about our learning environment.

Reserve the free workshop class of your choice now (each class has limited availability so we offer them on a first come, first served basis). Your free class coupon code is “jglobal1”.

Thanks and see you in class!

Jon

PS.
Consider booking a full program in advance – we offer a super 50% package discount for reservations made before September 15.

無料グローバル・リーダーズ・ワークショップ
J-グローバル・インスティチュートの設立記念 (JIC)
Williams様,

お世話になっております。このたび、東京駅八重洲北口に新しくビジネススクールを開校するにあたり、グローバル・リーダーズ・プログラムのクラスにご招待させていただきたくご案内申し上げます。
我々の業界に於いての貴方の影響力の高さや、我々の価値を実際に体感していただきたいとの願いから、今回、プログラムの受講を無料でご案内しております。開校記念キャンペーンとして、8種類64本のワークショップから1つお選びいただき、無料で受講いただけます。お友達やご同職の無料参加も大歓迎です。

このプログラムは、J-グローバル・インスティチュート・オブ・コラボレーションの、日本で最も著名かつ業界きっての才能豊かな講師から、価値あるプレゼンテーションのコツ、勝算ある交渉戦略、効果的な会議のルールやクロスカルチャルチームビルディングを学ぶことができるものです。
多くのクラスで、講師は私ジョン・リンチが担当させていただきます。私は、これまで日本で25年にわたり、20,000人以上の方々を研修し、グローバルサクセスのためには日本と西洋の素晴らしいワーキングスタイルのコンビネーションがベストプラクティスであることを学びました。

このコースは、人気が高いビジネスディべロップメントの鍵となるエリアから8つのプログラムで構成されております。参加者のスケジュールやニーズに合わせ、ランチタイム(12:00-13:30)、イブニング(19:00-21:30)または週末(9:30-12:00)の時間と言語をお選びいただけます。最も注力した言語として日本語と英語のバイリンガルなクラスを用意しております。

それぞれのクラスは親しみやすい雰囲気で、ネットワークやアイデア共有、戦略に興味を持つ多国籍の参加者の混合クラスになることもあります。参加者間の交流やチーム間での思想の共有、パブリックな場でのスピーチなど、これまでの経験から親密な学習環境は必要不可欠なものです。

無料のワークショップのご予約はこちらをクリックしてください (クーポンコード=「jglobal1」) 。各クラスに定員がございますので、ご予約順で承ります。

それではクラスでお会いしましょう!

ジョン・リンチ

PS.
フルプログラムの事前登録をご検討ください。
9月15日までにご予約いただいた方には50%オフのパッケージをご用意させていただきます。

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Jon Lynch is Director of J-Global Institute and also CEO of K.K. Tsunago. He has worked in Japan for over 25 years as consultant, facilitator, training program designer and project manager in multiple fields including sales, marketing and intercultural communication. Fluent in Japanese, he has helped over one hundred top Japanese and global companies to combine the strengths of both overseas and Japanese business culture to reach their goals.

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New gaijin card

Found this on the web…
Q: The new Residence Card contains an IC Chip. What information will be on the IC Chip?
A: Under Japanese Law, they are only allowed to record on the IC Chip the information that is written on the card. It will contain no other private information that is not already listed on the card.

Q: Who will be able to read the information on the IC Chip?
A: Anyone who has a “reader” will be able to view the information. Obviously, readers will be provided by the Immigration Bureau to all their offices, to all airports and to the police. The “readers” will also be sold to anyone who wishes to have one. One can imagine that banks and perhaps mobile phone providers will initially be the type of places who will buy the “readers”.

Anyone can buy a reader? This is plain daft! Anybody can buy a reader and read my info? That’s just ridiculous. the readers should be government controlled. Any twat can buy a reader and demand to read my card and I wouldn’t know who the fuck they are! Are they available for export?

Know thyself.Health matters …Letter to a friend:

What about your friend Gouty ?? Any symptoms ?
Me , after nearly two weeks of peeing bloody urine all stopped and it seems back to normal . Got used to the bullshit the Jap Government was feeding all of us I guess.
Not even when that bum footed French horny toad president said yesterday on TV : ” French people can not but be impressed by the dignified and stoic attitude of the Japanese people facing such a calamity . France will do it’s best to help by using it’s nuclear disaster experience and help the Japanese people ” . Long nosed midget then mumbled something about 1945 and fell cleansed of all the crap his country has been selling Japan for decades I remember when the ships hauling that radioactive goo left Cherbourg Harbor under cover of the night and shat that same goo here on the coast of the Sea of Japan under the protection of US Navy and Japanese Coastal guard watchful eyes while the Koan were harassing a small group of protesting people on shore and the fishing boats shouting ” NoNuclear waste in Japan “.
L’Salouppard forgot that it was France that sent Japan Nuclear waste galore between the early 80’s till 6 or 7 years ago .
And ,where were the Green Peace clowns when all this charade was going on ?
After nuclear puke , the frogs resorted to the watery Beaujolais Nouveau and the Cirque Du Soleil , the latest being originated from Quebec they were the first to pack and run when Japanese needed the most of entertainment to try to forget the impending doom . Those clowns are already planning to restart their adds competing with the AC gloomy brain washing rubbish . SCHMUCKS !!!
That toad is right about Japanese being stoic and dignified. Unlike the stoic and dignified way the Frogs all fucked off at a moment’s notice . Why didn’t they take their f$cking niggers with them too??
Watch out for those countries claiming to be freedom , justice and equality advocates. They are the ones now bombing Libya and did even worse in Iraq etc …
One thing thought is that I feel sleepy often .
Checking things out it might be that I am over-injecting insulin quantities . I got the feeling that my pancreas might just be producing what it was supposed to after five years of dieting and insulin .
Doctors said that kidneys couldn’t get better but mine are almost at normal intake . Then they told me my nervous system might take more than a decade before it got partially restored . I feel a lot more on my foot sole and more than that, I’m getting boners often . They told my my eyes were in deep shit , my vision has improved and it’s steady after initial laser shots . Fucking foot care doctor said smirking and holding his stupid camera that he uses to collect pics of misery and despair to , I bet, jerk off ever now and then ,” when they lose one leg , in three years they often lose the other foot due to lethargy “. Still got mine and intend to go to Hell with it, BUT not before I kick his teeth in with the size 13 boot thanks .
Told him not to take any more pics of my foot when I go for a check up, or I would shove the f#$king Nikon up his arse. He got the message . Old geezer can always find more victims to wank off on their misery .
Fucking doctors . Can’t trust them . Can’t stand their crap .Use them at first and throw them out .
Know thyself .

Boccanegra’s passive PTSD rant.

 醒(めざめ)



『ピピピピッ!ピピピピッ!』携帯のアラームで目覚める…

まだ眠い(ρд-)zZZ

しばし 夢心地の中 微睡(まどろみ)を味わう…

スヌーズアラームで再び起こされる…

トイレに行き スッキリして テレビのスイッチを入れると聞こえて来るのは…
『福島県 第一原子力発電…』

その瞬間『そうか…ヤバイ事になってるんだった…』

何の変哲でもない 平凡で平和だった毎日の朝が 一瞬で 先の見えない現実に引き戻される…

おそらく 日本に住んでいる人 皆 そう感じているはず…

被災地以外の 国民は そう感じていながらも 歯を磨き 顔を洗い 整髪して 朝食を取り そして仕事場に向かう…

放射性物質が降り注ぐ中 『直ちに 健康に影響は無い…』と言う政府の『言葉』を信じ ひたすら職場を目指す…

皆 そうしている…

あの日(3月11日)の事が無かったの如く…

しかし 世界はどうだ?

日本から出る物 人 全て 放射能まみれの様に扱われて 日本以上に 買い占めが始まり 不安から デマが雪だるま式に大きくなり 世界滅亡の勢いだ…

でも 俺らは 不安を抱えつつも 平常どうりの 生活を送っているぞ!

4月からは 新年度…

決算も終わり お疲れ様の一杯なのか 都心の とある蕎麦屋では お客さん 次から次と来店…

心機一転 頑張ろうと 大盛況…

もう『放射能』と言うフレーズは 被災地の方々以外『もう 慣れた!』と言う感じ…

そう それで良いのかも知れない…

日本経済をストップさせるわけにはいかないのだから…

平和ボケしてしまっているから そうなのか?…

それとも 過去日本の歴史で被爆の経験が有るから冷静でいられるのか?…

まあ それは いずれ 分かる事…

by BOCCANEGRA